AWW YEAH. LAPTOP POST OF LIES.

Ahoy hoy. Posting from a shitty laptop running an outdated Ubuntu with only 30 min of laptop remaining! (Full battery too!) But yeah.. I'm going fucking insane without seeing anyone (Except Sam). Schools been.. more or less the same. I'm not working any harder nor any .. less harder. Had a German test today and I think I did good. Fucked up here and there but yeah.. These past few days... Sammantha has been the only one keeping me sane because texting her is great fun.

"MEOW! I'M A CAT SAMMANTHA"
"No."
"I'm a cat! Meow!"
"No you are a dale."
"Meow! I'm a cat sammantha!"
"ACKNWOLEDGE ME SAMMANTHA! MEOW!"

yep.. just mostly bothering her but I don't know.. it has made me appreciate having friends.. really.. A couple nights ago I remember having flashbacks to my childhood. (If you know me I really hate my childhood..) It was kind of shitty because it's like you spend your entire teenage life and adult life trying to forget this shit then BAM. Everything fucking comes back to you in one night and everything you tried to do is fucked forever. Fuck. But point is I had no close friends as a kid (Friends but none of them close) and this entire two week hiatus pretty much brings back bad memories.

It also pisses me off that I emailed a pretty important email to someone and they don't even have the fucking courtesy to respond.. or at least say something. You know who you are.

But yeah.. does this blog post from my laptop mean I'm saying fucking my hiatus? Not really. It's not like I can do anything on this piece of shit anyway. Regardless, I have to wake up early tomorrow (6 hours from now) to study for my exams which are coming up. So to wrap things up...

I miss you all and I hope to have happy hug time when I come back.

Also big fucking thanks to Sammantha. Seriously... you're keeping me alive here (No joke yo). SERIOUSLY, IF YOU EVER SEE HER TELL HER, "DALE SAYS THANKS" and she'll be like "I FUCKING KNOW. THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TOLD TO ME LIKE 15 TIMES BY EVERYONE ELSE AND HIM" and then you'll be like, "YA WEENY" and then she'll be like "FUCK YOU" and she'll block you for long time and I'll be like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyeaaaaaaaaaah. (Seriously, boredom, loneliness, and being tired makes you do this shit.)

Anyway in all seriousness again, I miss you all and just one more week (kind of) until I get back. Though the day I get back the very next day I have an exam... lol. HILARITY SHALL ENSUE IN THIS BITCH. Anyway again..

Remember to Smile,

Nob

P.s. why does everyone call me by my first name Dale? JUST CALL ME BY MY WEB NAME, EGO. FUCK. Or Rumia if you're a touhou conninseur. Or Nob if you enjoy the sight of me being depressed but that's only if you're weird. I suppose people like calling me Dale because well.. how many Asian Dale's do you see walking around? And my name does rhyme (Regretably) with a lot of things. (I swear if I start seeing you assholes rhyming Dale and Fail Dale is going to get up in your bich and rape your dog so he can ship it to hong kong or some shit). I don't know. I like it but at the same time I don't. It's along the lines of, "Call me that only if you're a close friend or have known me for a long time, (Crim, Shmoo, Chat, Sam, Mike). Otherwise call me by my web name. Dicks.